IN-SPIR-RATION! its a dirty whore! it's that hooker... on the corner it's a temptress that makes me want to preach! Oh wait... I AM preaching, I AM breaching, i am cutting open the stomach of hypocracy! no wait hippos - gone - crazy! tearing the intestines of democracy from the bellies of the politicians who would be our saviors. why can't everything be like baseball, why can't life be like baseball, oh wait, it is! Cause really we are all up at bat, everytime we talk to a person of a different gender, of the same gender, hell of the same species, well except babies babies don't talk back they just screech they just cry they just smile and want you to entertain them! well im in the bunny suit! im hopping alone with the eggs of easter, but im jewish. yes jewish! so how did i get in the bunny suit? did I lose a bet? or could i just not explain why santa was wearing a yum-ika... Hmmm? Hmmm? got an answer? I think not cause still haven't posed the real question. the question that tares at our very souls, and makes us want to speak out, make us want to freak out, makes us want to be the best we can be. yup that's me! that's the best I can be! cause I am an individual! I am the indivisible equation from the math you failed in sixth grade. what is x? when 3 times (open parentheses) x minus 2 (close parentheses) plus 7 times x equals 2 times (open parentheses) x plus 1 (close parentheses)? Hmmm don't know? huh? got this problem wrong? and missed that damn easy 5 points that made you lose that perfect score? Oh wait... X is 1! 1! Dammit 1?! it really is the lonelinest number? Cause damn that bitch was hanging out with some pretty bad ass friends, yes i am talking about 2, 3, and 7. but alone they are harmless... but add x in and that bad boy makes you feel you are in the prescense of MALCOM X! Yes... it sucks, your head hurts, i am the cause, i am the great and powerful, MATH TEACHER! Yes that's me! I'm the boy in high school who didn't look at porn, didn't look at girls, NOPE! i had the math book in the bathroom and I was enjoying the multiplication tables all by myself! HA! Crazy?! NOOOOOO, I'm just the ass who made you suffer and put these insanely crazy questions on tests just to make those insanely smart geeks, wet their pants from excitement when they chuckled how easy the answer was if you just did the whole trial and error thing! Now don't you wish life was trial and error? Yah I know... it is trial and error... we are all thinking it... it is... we do it all the time! but do you get to deal with a problem later and actually get the points for it! NO! Hahaha yup its crazy! like the red sox coming back from a 3 game losing streaks in the playoffs! but they did it! They fucking did it! I sat there with my pants unbuttoned, a diet coke next to my left arm, and i swear a smile on my face! nope no erection... no nothing... just the warmth of the game, the glow of the tv, the glow of my monitor, and the nimble fingers on my keyboard. Cause when you have an evening where you hear someone speak, like they were just talking to you, like you were the only one in the room, but felt nothing more to them than damn that girl is sexy and damn she is hot and damn i want to have her next epic poem tatooed to my chest so that the next time I have sex, your partner could scream out and applaud like they just touched god... (hands god a hundred) yup god! and god wasn't cheap! I had to pay him a hundred dollars everytime I mentioned the name. Hmmmm GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD! YUP IM BROKE! HAHAHAH TOTALLY WIPED BUT OVERLY STIMULATED! still im happier than I have been in years! And all because of simple words, nothing more, just words. sometimes words are far more powerful, that you can ever imagine. so the next time you talk to someone, and you say something, make it count! make it real! make them feel what you feel. cause sometimes, that is all you have. so GOD bless AMERICA! (hands god another hundred)